Brooklyn's Finest


“It’s gritty like The Wire!” That was the reasoning behind me seeing Brooklyn’s Finest. Scratch that — it was my friend’s reasoning for me to go see the movie.

Brooklyn’s Finest is the latest film from director Antoine Fuqua. The story is set in the 65th precinct of the New York Police Department, which includes the notorious Brownsville neighborhood of Brooklyn.

The film follows three different plot lines. Ethan Hawke plays Sal Procida, a devout Catholic detective who steals money from drug raids to provide for his family during tough times. Richard Gere plays Officer Dugan, a less-than-clean veteran cop with a week left before retirement. Don Cheadle portrays Clarence “Tango” Butler, an undercover detective who desperately wants out of the dangerous drug dealer scene in the Brownsville projects.

My main problem with the movie was with its lack of originality. Ethan Hawke’s story is of the clichéd “good cop doing bad things for good causes.” Richard Gere’s plot is of the stereotypical “miserable police officer with nothing else to live for.” Don Cheadle’s tale is, for all intents and purposes, the same as The Departed. And, frankly, The Departed is much better.

To be fair, there were a few things about the movie that I did like. The main cast’s performances were great. Brooklyn’s Finest marks the first time in a while that Richard Gere doesn’t play his typical charming-older-man character. Instead, his character is an ornate old man who is a terrible person with only a prostitute for a friend, and not a cutesy one like Julia Roberts.

One thing that bothered me about the movie was the appearance Hawke’s character. It was not the actual personality of the character or the way he was depicted — as both his sympathetic and evil sides were shown — but just the way he looked. Sal is profusely sweating and looks like crap throughout the entire movie without anyone ever fully explaining why. Although this may seem like a trite complaint, it’s very distracting to see a room full of normal-looking cops in a room before Sal rolls in covered in sweat and looking like dirt for no apparent reason.

I’m not knocking any members of the cast for their performances, for they were all on point. With an excellent cast and an enticing trailer, one would think that Brooklyn’s Finest would easily be one of Antoine Fuqua’s best. Sadly, it’s less like Training Day, and more like King Arthur. The story lacked spark and didn’t convey as strong of a message as the trailers had it seem.

That is not to say that this film — arguably a stereotypical model of the genre — will be the end of “gritty.” “It’s gritty like The Wire!” Perhaps so, but it’s not as good — and definitely not worth $9.


- By Rob Molster

Music Videos are Confusing

Music videos have an interesting role in today's manic music scene. Sometimes artists use them as artistic statements. 80% of rappers use them as opportunity to stand next to exotic cars with their crew, or to see how many models they can fit into a pool party scene. Many performers like to walk down a street and sing straight into the camera, and some seem to like singing during slow motion parties.


More recently, we have these crazy kids who go out of their way to be interesting and avoid any sort of formula. You've seen examples of this on this very blog, "ONE" (below), "Little Secrets", "The Reeling", "Giving Up the Gun". Maybe they're just trying to get publicity, but it's cool enough that I'm happy to give them my own bit of attention. Here are a few more that have been fit the anti-formula and make for great entertainment. Some are more

Animal Collective - "My Girls"


An appropriately trippy, underwatery video for this contemporary classic.

MGMT - "Flash Delirium"


A brand new song that really gives a good look at the direction MGMT are taking their music in with their new album Congratulations. Look for a review from tableau in the next two issues.

Gorillaz - "Stylo"


Bobby Womack and Mos Def guest feature on the vocals, and Bruce Willis makes an appearance in the video as an emotional father figure. Just kidding, he's a badass in a muscle car here.

Kanye West - "Flashing Lights"


Even if you hate Kanye, it's hard not to respect him for pushing mainstream hip-hop in a fresher, if not more artistic, direction. This video is one of the more interesting departures from your typical rap video format.

Erykah Badu - "Window Seat"

You can watch this one on her official site. Badu gets dressed in reverse in this NSFW video filmed in Dallas, in the same plaza where JFK was shot. Yeah, there's a lot to chew on with this one.

German Outreach Day

Interested in German culture? The University's Germanic Languages and Literatures Department, in conjunction with the Center for German Studies, will be presenting German Outreach Day March 22 from 10 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. in the Newcomb Hall Ballroom.


Activities planned for German Outreach Day include the second annual Declamation Contest; a commemoration of the 20th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin wall; and a piano concert featuring the music of Brahms.


For more information, check out the German Outreach Day website.

Yeasayer - ONE (Video)

Yeasayer's new album is wonderfully accessible psychedelic pop. It's also wonderfully strange. tableau staffer Campbell Bird aptly described their sound in his review.

"If you took Animal Collective, paired them with a barbershop quartet and sent them into outer space to form a band and record an album, you might be approaching the musical oddball that is Yeasayer."

I couldn't agree more. The video for "ONE" is completely deranged, and every description I came up with for it beyond that sucked. Just watch the video. It features a guy whose face appears to be melting and someone swimming in a tank of goldschlager.

Mission Accomplished


Normally here at Mise-en-Scène, we strive to bring you the best entertainment the world has to offer. With that mission statement in mind, I may retire from tableau after this post. R. Kelly, Tyrese, Robin Thicke and The Dream have made a truly momentous artistic statement, and in the process set an insurmountable bar for all who follow "Pregnant."

"Girl... If you choose me, I guarantee the rest of your life will be man-drama free,
ooooo ooooo ooooo."
R. Kelly